Clear Channel Says Thanks, Jams Head Up Colin Jr. (Via Bush Junior)
As if you needed more evidence that Clear Channel was the neo-corporate manifestation of PURE EVIL, have a gander here.
It is possible see a lot of genuinely gross shit on the side of the road on I-4 near Orlando (dead possums, vulture bait, lard-ass Disney-bound Republican tourists with plumber's crack changing a tire on their doublewide), but pity the poor Orlandans now. I'd almost rather lick a hunk of week-old road kill than be forced to pass Junior's smirking visage everyday on my way into work. Especially when emblazoned with the caption, "Our Leader."
I know you're throwing good money after good, Clear Channel -- after all, Junior Part I turned out right nicely for you, what with Michael Powell taking a juicy bite out of Viacom's hide, and Junior Part II promises to be a barn dance -- but let's be reasonable. Junior isn't leading anyone anywhere. He's ruling, and from time to time bequeathing spoils upon his benefactors and sycophants (like you, dig?).
So enough with the billboards, already; you have a burgeoning monopoly to care for, and four years to make it happen.